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As bad as my life could ever get, it pleases me deeply to know that I'll never be so pathetic as to write a flounce-post to vaginapagina. That tickles me so much. That and the fact that she's a "proud stay at home mommy" who believes that Nazism is directly comparable to them gosh-darn ebil fem'nists telling her that she can't sling the words "BABY KILLIN' WHORE OF SATAN!" at anyone considering abortion.

IT'S WORSE THAN PRISON YOU GUYS!

So funny. I want to make a VP flounce community called chuff_huff sooo badly. My eyes hurt from the laughing.

Date: 2009-11-18 03:22 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kaowolfie.livejournal.com
Awww, was it bahleeted already?

Date: 2009-11-18 03:24 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kaowolfie.livejournal.com
Never mind, found it! I foolishly assumed it would be in VP proper.

Date: 2009-11-20 11:02 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] paraxeni.livejournal.com
Your lovely comment to the people who wanted to shower me in gifts (lol) made me actually cry, in real life. Turned me into a blubbing, pink mess. Normally that's the sort of thing I'd need to avenge, but in this instance? Made my day. So huge hugs, thank you!

Date: 2009-11-21 12:21 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kaowolfie.livejournal.com
Oh god, I am so glad that didn't offend you. I didn't want to presume but it seemed like if they really wanted to give you a gift, that would be a damn fine one that wouldn't require you to divulge any more personal info than is already in your user profile, you know?

Date: 2009-11-18 03:43 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tokio.livejournal.com
BEAUTIFUL.

So beautiful.

If the people who harbor this mentality can't wise up, they SHOULD flounce. And they should all do it as beautifully as this.

Date: 2009-11-20 11:04 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] paraxeni.livejournal.com
I was all like "THIS CLOSE TO BED? NOOOO! MAKE THIS ONE GOOD!"

Date: 2009-11-18 01:54 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hotclaws.livejournal.com
*hands you huge internet bouquet*

Date: 2009-11-20 11:06 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] paraxeni.livejournal.com
Bwaah thanks! Flouncing from vaginaland, awesome entertainment on so many levels. The bouquets top it off!

Date: 2009-11-18 02:51 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] shadefell.livejournal.com
I hope you don't mind, but your response to that post was so amazingly perfect that I friended you. If this is a problem, please let me know and I'll unfriend you and not bother you again.

Date: 2009-11-20 11:06 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] paraxeni.livejournal.com
Always a pleasure to welcome new people to my hive of insanity. :D

Date: 2009-11-18 04:38 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] anonymuse85.livejournal.com
I am so, so depressed that I arrived late to the game. I woke up this morning and saw a massive CVP post and just about cried. I left a sarcastic note as the end, but to be in the thick of it, my friend. Just to BE there, Sam!

BTW you kicked ridiculous amounts of ass. I was seriously bowled over laughing my head off when you schooled her in the fact that SS was not just a coincidence. It's been too long since we've had a good flounce.

Date: 2009-11-20 11:08 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] paraxeni.livejournal.com
I know, it was my last check of the comms before bed, and was horrorstruck when the comments went from 2 to 52 in a minute. "NOOOOOO. WHERE'S THE AMERICAN SQUADRON? WHY ARE MY EUROPEAN BATTALION IN BLOODY BED?"

Date: 2009-11-18 07:46 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tweak23.livejournal.com
I looked so hard! Can you repost it for me? Or just put in in a comment? I AM DYING OF THE CURIOUS.

Date: 2009-11-18 10:40 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] paraxeni.livejournal.com
Pop to contact_vP and be awestruck!

Date: 2009-11-19 01:45 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] paintmeamovie.livejournal.com
You always kick ass so hard

Date: 2009-11-20 11:13 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] paraxeni.livejournal.com
Awwww thank you! I am well trained in the martial art of "Fat-Kow", which involves being as evil as possible without ever getting a ban. So stealthily I comment through the night, like a wobbly ninja.

Date: 2009-11-19 02:33 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] theo-harrison.livejournal.com
I ♥ your comment so much.

Date: 2009-11-20 11:14 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] paraxeni.livejournal.com
I always think you are Sylar. So this comment is especially fabulous, because like... he cuts heads open in real-life (ahem) not just metaphorically via witty vulval humour :D

Date: 2009-11-21 01:50 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] theo-harrison.livejournal.com
LOL, people keep telling me they picture me as Sylar, which I love because I think the mental image of him sitting on fanficrants snarking the overly entitled, pretentious fuck-muppets who turn up is hilarious.

Date: 2009-11-25 01:56 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cadetsandkings.livejournal.com
HI, I am your new biggest fan... can I add you? Your responses in VP and CVP are brilliant.
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