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In the words of..
... Roger from American Dad:
"Oh my God you guys this baby. This baby, oh my God."
"Oh my God you guys this baby. This baby, oh my God."
Baby of the Week
The baby:
Jet-Li was born at Stirling Royal Infirmary on
August 17 at 9.50 p.m., weighing 9lbs 3ozs.
The parents:
James Pentecost (22) is a mechanical and electrical fitter
at Marcroft, Grangemouth. Hannah Pentecost (22) is an actress. The family live
in Maddiston.
The pregnancy:
Hannah had a rough time from
five months on, and ended up wearing a back brace and using crutches at times
for the pain.
The birth:
Hannah went into labour eight
days early, and had a very long and painful time of it.
The baby:
‘‘He is an extremely good baby, only crying when he wants a
bottle.’’
The name:
James picked Jet-Li after an actor,
and Angellusz is a Dorset word, meaning Angel. Cosworth is after Hannah’s
favourite car.
That poor little kid, no wonder he looks so pissed off. Should the baby-dust ever get past my rampant lesbianism, two types of contraception (IUS and Pill ftw) and alleged infertility, then I will call my progeny "Hankazaria Winnet KiaPri'de Burton-Ferguson" . 'Winnet' is an ancient Durham word meaning "little piece of shit that gets stuck in your arse hairs".
The birth of Jet-Li Angellusz Cosworth Pentecost
The baby:
Jet-Li was born at Stirling Royal Infirmary on
August 17 at 9.50 p.m., weighing 9lbs 3ozs.
The parents:
James Pentecost (22) is a mechanical and electrical fitter
at Marcroft, Grangemouth. Hannah Pentecost (22) is an actress. The family live
in Maddiston.
The pregnancy:
Hannah had a rough time from
five months on, and ended up wearing a back brace and using crutches at times
for the pain.
The birth:
Hannah went into labour eight
days early, and had a very long and painful time of it.
The baby:
‘‘He is an extremely good baby, only crying when he wants a
bottle.’’
The name:
James picked Jet-Li after an actor,
and Angellusz is a Dorset word, meaning Angel. Cosworth is after Hannah’s
favourite car.
That poor little kid, no wonder he looks so pissed off. Should the baby-dust ever get past my rampant lesbianism, two types of contraception (IUS and Pill ftw) and alleged infertility, then I will call my progeny "Hankazaria Winnet KiaPri'de Burton-Ferguson" . 'Winnet' is an ancient Durham word meaning "little piece of shit that gets stuck in your arse hairs".