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paraxeni ([personal profile] paraxeni) wrote2007-06-22 10:20 pm

Obligatory Bunny Update

They're bigger and beastlier all the time. Fortunately they'll be getting the snip soon, so no more barking bunnies. 

 Apologies for shite pic quality.  Lisa's Moto PEBL might look cute, but it is rubbish I tell you, RUBBISH.


The girls, sat on a blanket in the bath. It was the only safe place to 'store' them while I clean their blitzed bedroom. Of course they can escape now, so I simply gaffer-tape them to handy pipes or fittings.


Clyffi being all SRS BZNS about escaping. Little witch!



Some sweet, innocent bunnies. Denying all knowledge of bedroom atrocities



"I did not do ANYTHING. It wasn't me, honest... I didn't take all of the papers, towels and toys out of the storage box and kill them. I'm innocent guv!"
Clyff - you are a lying, yet toxically appealing, little cowbag!



[identity profile] blubeagle.livejournal.com 2007-06-22 09:40 pm (UTC)(link)
They're so pretty! I'd love to have a rabbit for my husband, but my dogs would just massacre it! After they die...she says, laughing. :+)

[identity profile] paraxeni.livejournal.com 2007-06-22 09:43 pm (UTC)(link)
Heheh, I think my bunies would massacre a dog! In fact, when I lived with my parents, I had a black lab and a black bunny. The bunny was tiiiny, but the dog used to be terrified of him. He used to jump on her, growl at her, and bite her tail whenever she went in the garden!

Don't be fooled by their sweet little rabbit-faces. My poor talking Monsters Inc. Sully has had his innocence stripped by them. Lets just say he doesn't talk much any more... :(

[identity profile] blubeagle.livejournal.com 2007-06-22 09:46 pm (UTC)(link)
LOL! I wish you could see me laughing. That is the funniest thing I have heard in years; Sully, violated by bunnies. :+)

I have got to tell my husband this story. You don't mind, do you?

[identity profile] paraxeni.livejournal.com 2007-06-22 09:50 pm (UTC)(link)
Share the bunny-goodness with the Frog, and anyone else, people need to be aware of the evil that lurks in every lagomorph soul! Hahah. Maybe it could put an end to all bunny/Disney toy atrocities in the world?

I should set up a Paypal account, so I can send Sully away for therapy, and stain removal :D

[identity profile] blubeagle.livejournal.com 2007-06-22 09:56 pm (UTC)(link)
You are so funny! Oh holy crap. That might be a good idea, sending Sully away for 'therapy,' :+) So, "Watership Down" isn't close enough to the evils that bunnies truly are, is it?

[identity profile] alice-curiouser.livejournal.com 2007-06-23 02:52 am (UTC)(link)
I think you're crazy... Such cute little bunnies could NEVER be trouble! XD

[identity profile] paraxeni.livejournal.com 2007-06-23 02:52 pm (UTC)(link)
*snort* You're right, I do it all myself for attention, you got me! I mean, there's no way at all two ickle bunnies could reduce a wall-to-wall carpet in a 9ft square room to a cute little 4ft rug, is there? Especially not overnight, nooo, not possible! I can't wait to have them spayed, hopefully that'll make them give up their 'redecorating' :D

[identity profile] keep-warm.livejournal.com 2007-06-23 01:52 pm (UTC)(link)
EEEE BUNNEHS!

Dusty managed to strip a whole wall of paper in our old flat and sit there going "what? me? must have been a damp problem!"

Loveable little bastards.

[identity profile] paraxeni.livejournal.com 2007-06-23 02:56 pm (UTC)(link)
Radclyffe actually stripped some paper while looking at me as if to say "Now, this isn't</> what it looks like" And it wasn't, it was a distraction so that Riffy could chew through the phone wire!


The mental image of a rabbit saying "Oooh, bleedin' damp innit. You'll 'ave to 'ave the lot off, and it'll cost ya. I've done you a favour pal" is just too funny. I wish I could draw, it would make a very funny cartoon!

[identity profile] paraxeni.livejournal.com 2007-06-23 02:57 pm (UTC)(link)
Arse. My code is spazwonked!

[identity profile] bunnsidhe.livejournal.com 2007-06-23 09:12 pm (UTC)(link)
My two furry demons don't bother with the wallpaper or the phone book. They just like to raid the garbage can and try to break into the fridge.

[identity profile] paraxeni.livejournal.com 2007-06-25 09:09 pm (UTC)(link)
The fridge? Wow. Glad mine aren't that ambitious yet!