YAAAAAAAAAY! Christmas is early!

[paraxeni]

What's this?  Yes, Lyns on the internet!  After a very frustrating month it turns out that BT had dropped a  bollock, and the line from our house was wired up to an ancient, non-existent party-line filter, which prevented the DSL signal getting through.  So we now have a 4mb connection (Pipex one only got to 1.3mb) and I can get an episode of Project Runway in 17 minutes. (Whaaat?  Like you have no guilty secrets!)

 All I need to do now is a) stop vomiting all the time and b) win the lottery, and life will be perfect!