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I fear for the Great British Public. I've spoken to three adults today who have sustained ear injuries from cotton buds. They've pushed so hard that they've made themselves bleed.
Oh Darwin, where art thou? I'm also struggling with our new timesheets. I'm lucky enough to have three months' worth to fill in. Of course by 'lucky' I mean "I'd rather eat gloss paint". The timesheets now have an ominous disclaimer, stating that you will be torn limb from limb and fed to irradiated mutant pigeons if you attempt to defraud the NHS. *sigh* My kingdom for a simple 'clocking in' system!
Oh Darwin, where art thou? I'm also struggling with our new timesheets. I'm lucky enough to have three months' worth to fill in. Of course by 'lucky' I mean "I'd rather eat gloss paint". The timesheets now have an ominous disclaimer, stating that you will be torn limb from limb and fed to irradiated mutant pigeons if you attempt to defraud the NHS. *sigh* My kingdom for a simple 'clocking in' system!
