In the words of..

[paraxeni]

... Roger from American Dad:

"Oh my God you guys this baby.  This baby, oh my God."

Baby of the Week

The birth of Jet-Li Angellusz Cosworth Pentecost

The baby:
Jet-Li was born at Stirling Royal Infirmary on
August 17 at 9.50 p.m., weighing 9lbs 3ozs.

The parents:
James Pentecost (22) is a mechanical and electrical fitter
at Marcroft, Grangemouth. Hannah Pentecost (22) is an actress. The family live
in Maddiston.

The pregnancy:

Hannah had a rough time from
five months on, and ended up wearing a back brace and using crutches at times
for the pain.


The birth:
Hannah went into labour eight
days early, and had a very long and painful time of it.


The baby:
‘‘He is an extremely good baby, only crying when he wants a
bottle.’’

The name:

James picked Jet-Li after an actor,
and Angellusz is a Dorset word, meaning Angel. Cosworth is after Hannah’s
favourite car.




 That poor little kid, no wonder he looks so pissed off.  Should the baby-dust ever get past my rampant lesbianism, two types of contraception (IUS and Pill ftw) and alleged infertility, then I will call my progeny "Hankazaria Winnet KiaPri'de Burton-Ferguson" .  'Winnet' is an ancient Durham word meaning "little piece of shit that gets stuck in your arse hairs".

Comments

[littlemissalien.livejournal.com]

Oh no! 'Smartcar' was vetoed on account of ours constantly being a bastard and costing loads to fix. It's now died completely and is in need of a new engine. So we bought an Escort (of the Ford variety) instead. Jhaymii was probably on Jordan's shortlist.

His initials do spell JAG though - that was intentional so that Stevi could say he has a Jag one way or another!

[paraxeni.livejournal.com]

You actually have a Smart car? Wow. My eyes may be fucked but my psycho psychic powers still work!

I like the JAG thing, it's cute!