Wow, some good news for once!

[paraxeni]

   I just got an email from someone at Lovehoney/Orgasm Army, saying that one of my sex tips has won a prize in their big Sex Tips competition!  Don't know which tip, and the prize is a surprise, but YAAAAY, FREE TOYS!!  How great is that?  I've won loads of great stuff from them for my shuper-shexy advice and product reviews, I hope this is something fablious.  I should totally be a sexlial Agony Auntie Y/Y?  What an outstanding job that would be eh?

OK, so it won't stop the financial nightmare, the crazy brain-pain, or the "If I don't get closure I'll die" feeling, but it was a fab surprise anyway!   I'm blushing too, even though I'm sat here with only Mulligan and Phillip J Fry  (my orandas) for company.

  And now we shall celebrate, with the addition of 60mg of codeine phosphate to hydrochloric acid :)

Comments

[blubeagle.livejournal.com]

I had to do a little research to discover that orandas are goldfish! Thank you for teaching me something new.

[paraxeni.livejournal.com]

That's the second time today someone's said that. The other one was about jilbabs. Such totally different topics to be informative about!

I'm not just entertaining, but edumacational too :D

[blubeagle.livejournal.com]

Cute, entertaining and edumacational! Can I have one of you for my own? :+)

[alice-curiouser.livejournal.com]

Woo hoo! I had no idea you were such an expert! :D

[paraxeni.livejournal.com]

Got another email today, so I may have won two prizes, yay! Such a shocking waste to think that this talent has gone undiscovered for so long :D

[alice-curiouser.livejournal.com]

Well, I know who to come for now for advice!

[paraxeni.livejournal.com]

I'm ranked as a 'Colonel' on the review site, it has to go on my CV if I ever get back to work! The funny thing is, I can't even remember which tips I submitted. The parcel was delivered while we were asleep, so I'll have to go to the Post Office for it *grumble grumble*

[alice-curiouser.livejournal.com]

Also, speaking of goldfish, are you still active in the goldfish community?

[paraxeni.livejournal.com]

I occasionally comment when someone posts saying "I gots me sum fishies. Now whats? Thems living in mah sink!" Gotta jump in before the poor fishies suffer!

[alice-curiouser.livejournal.com]

Ahh. I need a moderator for the community... Since I no longer have any goldies, I rarely check in. :\

[paraxeni.livejournal.com]

Ahhh. With my memory the way it is currently that would be a bad idea I was sitting last night, fuzzyheaded from codeine, and thinking "I've forgotten something..I'm sure i have". Then all the smoke detectors started going off! I'd put the oven on to pre-heat, not put any food in, and pretty much left it. Wouldn't be so bad if the door seal wasn't loose, causing the oven to heat up to about 350 degrees instead of 200, yikes!

[bunnsidhe.livejournal.com]

Sex tips...you perv. ;)

[paraxeni.livejournal.com]

Me? I'm as pure as mountain spring water!

[nzgoddess.livejournal.com]

You know I didn't read the date on this before commenting in the LST coimmunity about it - lol @ myself :P

I hope you haven't abandoned this journal as I've just added you to my f/list - oh, and I'm Clare!!

[paraxeni.livejournal.com]

Nope, not abandoned, just a lot of recent angsty locked posts heheh! Welcome aboard :D

[nzgoddess.livejournal.com]

You my dear, have had a very VERY rough year!

{{{hugs & kisses}}}

Truly sorry to read of all the suffering surrounding yourself, friends & family .. I know how some of that goes (cancer/migraine/anxiety/benefit$hassles etc) .. All I can say is Kia Kaha = Stay Strong ♥

And I feel honoured to be allowed onto you f/list - gracias :D